TURN OFF SLEEP MODE
OPEN FILE hello.ex
Hello, dear listeners. My name is Cecilia Gershwin Palmer, and I am the "Voice of Night Vale." Night Vale is the plain city in which I reside in, along with many others. And everything here is absolutely normal. (profile picture credit goes to intern-gershwin-palmer)
Welcome to the Desert Bluffs!
((Took some photos cause I wasn’t getting any more asks; I kinda like how they turned out))
Cecil Palmer kind of
Next time I’ll try not to do the make up as fast as possible
Well you see kids,
When two unicorns love each other very much they decide to make a little unicorn colt!
They do this by summoning Satan using the powers in their horns. He gives them permission to have consensual nose nuzzling till they both get so happy with each other they explode.
This explosion leaves behind a tiny baby unicorn covered in the confetti of its deceased parents.
This has been Children’s Science Corner!
((new thing I discovered about myself: whenever I take photos I like turning to my right…
ANYWAY, yeah I got an awesome new camera as a Christmas gift so I’m going cosplay picture crazy))
|· france ·|
Ok ok guys I got a cool game
pretend this post is a selfie of me
let’s find out how many notes it doesn’t get
Have some goofs and an awkward me after taking off my wig
I’ve known this wonderful bitch since I was three. I’ve watched her grow up and had a first-hand witness of her personality change from an innocent little church girl to the fucked-up weirdo that she is today. I love her to death and she’s absolutely adorable so I think all of you homestuckians/nightvalians should go follow her right meow because if you don’t, you’re missing out on getting to see a truly beautiful person show up on your dash everyday
Love you, Avery
even though you’re a little bit too obsessed with Homestuck.
I may or may not have the best friend in the world right here ^^
I love you so much, you crazy bitch
|· my soul friend ·|