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Hello, dear listeners. My name is Cecilia Gershwin Palmer, and I am the "Voice of Night Vale." Night Vale is the plain city in which I reside in, along with many others. And everything here is absolutely normal. (profile picture credit goes to intern-gershwin-palmer)

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heroes-of-the-game:

tried doing some Humanstuck Karkats

 

the-female-voice-of-night-vale:

There are reasons why we don’t look in mirrors.

Farewell, Night Vale, Farewell.

 

the-female-voice-of-night-vale:

Intern Cecilia Palmer, reporting for duty!

((Haha, yeah, I did a teen!Cecilia cosplay… woot!))

 

lady-of-the-bluffs:

lady-of-the-bluffs:

"Hello? This is Cecilia Palmer. I- I don;t think this is where I normally report. I saw my double here, and I’m so scared. Please, send help! I- oh god…"

"I heard someone… or something. I’m under the desk right now. This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening…"

 

the-female-voice-of-night-vale:

TURN OFF SLEEP MODE

OPEN FILE hello.ex

 

the-female-voice-of-night-vale:

Cecilia Palmer’s Fashion Part 1/Part 2

 

the-female-voice-of-night-vale:

Cecilia Palmer’s Fashion Part 1/Part 2

 

lady-of-the-bluffs:

Welcome to the Desert Bluffs!

((Took some photos cause I wasn’t getting any more asks; I kinda like how they turned out))

 

the-female-voice-of-night-vale:

Cecil Palmer  kind of

Next time I’ll try not to do the make up as fast as possible

 

lady-of-the-bluffs:

((Have some Cyber Vale fem!Kevin))

 

heroes-of-the-game:

TG: yo

So yeah, I tried doing some more Dave

 
How do unicorns procreate?
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the-female-voice-of-night-vale:

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Well you see kids,

When two unicorns love each other very much they decide to make a little unicorn colt!

They do this by summoning Satan using the powers in their horns. He gives them permission to have consensual nose nuzzling till they both get so happy with each other they explode. 

This explosion leaves behind a tiny baby unicorn covered in the confetti of its deceased parents.

This has been Children’s Science Corner!

 

lady-of-the-bluffs:

OPENING FILE: “Greetings, Desert Bluffs!”

 

lady-of-the-bluffs:

The difference between me and my cosplay

 
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